Just A Country Bumpkin

No offense to you hard-working bumpkins out there, but I'm looking forward to a nice quiet evening out here on the rustic ole Eastern Shore. No softball. No soccer. No football. No homework. No weedin' er tillin' tuh doo. Just the chikins a-waddlin' and the rooster a'crowin'. Ah think weel jes' set aroun' an' wartch muh wife's belly bulge. Ole junior shore is'n active'un, jes' pokin' an' a-proddin', jes' itchin' tuh see the worl'. Ah gess weel jes keep'em poppin' out cuz we ain't got nufin' better tuh doo oat on duh ole Eastern Shore.